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(631): View more from New York

our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college

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(289): View more from Ontario

I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.

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(815): View more from Illinois

there was naked duck duck goose

(703): View more from Virginia

how does that even get suggested?!

(815): View more from Illinois

after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I just found puke in my bra..

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(256): View more from Alabama

I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.

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(585): View more from New York

My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Just had my very first high conversation with mom

(541): View more from Oregon

And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts

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(509): View more from Washington

Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....

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