Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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