Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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