And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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