Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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