Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Randomize
