you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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