I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
There r osticjed everywhere
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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