This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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