"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I don't think brook has ever known best
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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