Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
