i permit you to call me
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I lost the right to judge tonight
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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