OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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