But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
you inspire me to be a worse person
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
last night I used snow as a chaser
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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