I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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