I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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