That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He kissed a someone with a penis
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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