If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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