matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Randomize