I must be too annoying 4 u.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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