Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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