ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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