i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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