Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Everything about him screamed your future.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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