where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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