Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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