The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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