Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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