maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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