Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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