i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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