just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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