when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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