Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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