I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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