how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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