last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Shitshow foam night was such a success
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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