actually, I'm a sock model
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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