i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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