take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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