i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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