I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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