apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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