There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
