It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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