at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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