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Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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