i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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