how can u be prego again
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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