Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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