Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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