I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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