Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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