FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
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