therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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